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[ambitious]

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[ambitious]

OR...?
don't get so presumptuous on me now
besides, you know if you kiss me you're going to forget all about the drinking game.

[bragnificent]

yeah OR...
i mean if you start crying on me id like to know ahead of time what im supposed to do

[ But, you know. Also the other thing. ]

you seriously underestimate my ability to multitask

hows this weekend

[ambitious]

please tell me you're not one of those guys who panics if he sees a girl cry
the notebook might even have you welling up

[ he gets a little credit for it not being the first thing he focused on. very little. ]

saturday night is clear on my end.

[bragnificent]

[ Or at least being okay at pretending like it wasn't. ]

i wouldnt say panic
panic is a little harsh
if anything im exactly the company youd want during a sad or scary movie, im an excellent source of comfort

my place or yours

[ambitious]

and i'm certain that your hands stay in completely appropriate places during this supposed comforting, right?

[ he should just be really happy she's moved past the part of her life where she stops mid-makeout to pray. [

mine is a pretty a safe bet
mom's decided she's ready to date again so she'll probably be out with some random loser

[bragnificent]

oh yeah absolutely
but you understand thats sort of a case-by-case definition

[ "Appropriate," that is. ]

it must feel good to at least know you dont have to settle for losers 😉
as hot as your mom probably is, good taste is more important
yours it is

returns a million years later

[ambitious]

don't get too proud of yourself just yet.
my taste may be excellent, but even the smartest people make mistakes.

[ she ought to know. there's been a lot of them. ]

i'm assuming i can rely on you to provide the alcohol?
my mom won't notice anything from the liquor cabinet missing
but these days the stash is significantly lighter than it used to be.

sup :)

[bragnificent]

how exactly would u define the difference between one or the other
can u even tell
besides, how can someone as pretty as me be considered a mistake

[ He's probably been considered a mistake by a lot more people than would consider him a good choice befitting of excellent taste, but he prefers his interpretation. ]

always
any special requests?

<3 sorry i disappeared there for a while!

[ambitious]

trust me, the line between them is a lot thinner than you'd think
no offense reg, but usually it's the pretty ones who are the biggest mistakes

[ she may or may not be including herself in that, tbh. ]

but i'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.
nothing too sweet. i'm a fan of dark liquor.

no worries!!

[bragnificent]

maybe
or maybe its just all in how u spin it
cuz personally i dont really believe in having regrets
usually works out pretty well

[ Because why worry about mistakes when just pretending you never make them works so much better? Clearly. (Extreme situations aside.) ]

like wine dark or rum dark?
u dont like vodka?

[ambitious]

usually?
how long into this conversation before you start quoting the lion king?

[ he knows he wants to break into hakuna matata. ]

vodka is fine, but only if there's a mixer.
rum is good. whiskey is better.

[ she's her father's daughter. ]

but beggars can't be choosers.
i'm sure whatever you manage to get your hands on will be just fine.