𝑰 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝑰 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅.

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[parttimeprick]

scause of like

all the lil things she's doin with her legs

it's happy, yeah??

but it's my space

whys she bein all happy there

[coffka]

right, so just to clarify
do you want all spiders to be miserable
or just this one specific spider?

[parttimeprick]

jus the one

i'm not a monster

[coffka]

i don't know
you're being awfully hard on one poor little spider
just think what kind of horrible life it must lead
always having to hide away in corners and dark spaces
afraid to come out of hiding because it might get smushed or eaten or bug sprayed
maybe it's just trying to be friends with you, have you ever thought of that?

[parttimeprick]

now why'd you hafta go n humanize it like that

fuckin hell

you think spiders like popcorn?

[coffka]

mmmm hard to say
i think they probably prefer bugs
but you can try it?

[parttimeprick]

cause it's what i've been doin to get it to piss off

you know, throwin popcorn at it and all. but now i feel bad

jus a little

[coffka]

look on the bright side, jamie
if you leave the popcorn lying around long enough then you'll get aunts
and that will definitely feed your new spider friend

[parttimeprick]

yeah naw

she can ave the popcorn or she can go get it herself

[coffka]

i'll admit
i'm kind of curious to see if she goes for it
send me updates, yeah?

[parttimeprick]

sure if youre that bored