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[ambitious]

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✘ select a muse
✘ leave a prompt ( threadstarter/picture(s)/lyrics, etc )
✘ profit!

Comments

[adronitis]

You're so clever.
😘

[victimized]

lets just go ahead and add that to the list of reasons you like me.

[adronitis]

Trust me, it's already on the list.

[victimized]

now who's the clever one?

[adronitis]

You're rubbing off on me, I guess.

[victimized]

i do my best to be a good influence.
it just doesn't always work.

[adronitis]

You're plenty good an influence on me.
Look how social I am now.

[victimized]

i'd call that a joint effort
but i'm more than happy to take the credit for it
if you want.

[adronitis]

Credit where credit's due etc.
I like going out with you.
Especially now that your friends have mostly stopped giving me speculative and suspicious looks behind your back.

[victimized]

that's good to hear.
because i like when you come out with me
it would kind of suck to think you were actually miserable.

can you blame them?
i like to think my judgment is at the very least decent
but they still want to make sure you're a) not a weird perv
or b) going to hurt me.
their intentions are good, even if their methods aren't.