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— quinn

[iceicle]

brooke 💕

[adronitis]

more for brooke

[adronitis]

Did you realize I was Latino the night you fell asleep on me?

I'm only asking because I realize I've been mistaken for a gringo my whole life and yet I still feel weirdly guilty when people are caught off guard when I speak Spanish. Like I've been tricking them somehow.

[victimized]

not immediately, but when i sobered up...

i mean, to be fair, i barely knew you were human when i fell asleep on you. you could have been the loch ness monster and as long as you were still willing to be my pillow, i would have been fine with it.

[adronitis]

That...is oddly adorable, actually.

I bet Nessie is very comfortable to sleep on. When she's not submerged, at least.

[victimized]

it's adorable because you turned out to be a good guy. if you'd been a total creeper it would have had a very different ending.

idk. i'll bet 6yo me would have loved it. back when i thought i could be a mermaid when i grew up.

do i want to ask what brought this on?

[adronitis]

Not the thought of you not realizing I was even human, but you sleeping on a mythical water-dwelling monster. I'm very glad you falling asleep on me turned out so well for us both, the opposite doesn't bear thinking about.

Who knows what'll be possible with technology in the near future. You may yet get your wish.

It's nothing, really. I just keep forgetting that I don't look Mexican, which invites conspiratorial comments about Mexicans from people who think I'm as white as they are.

[victimized]

as fantastic as that sounds, i think i might have outgrown my dream of one day being ariel. besides, i'm just not sure i can rock a tail.

so basically, someone was being a disgusting asshole. [ long story very, very short? ]

what happened?

[adronitis]

I'm pretty fond of your legs the way they are, if I'm honest.

Yeah, basically.

Honestly, it's hardly worth mentioning. Just another asshole in a Home Depot parking lot.

[victimized]

i've noticed that. don't think i can't tell when you're staring. 😉

ugh. let me guess. old. white. male. ?? people suck.

not all, you're pretty great, but most.

[adronitis]

I'd be more impressed by your sleuthing if I ever tried to be subtle.

Never mind, I take it back. You're a genius.

Thanks babe. I got him back by using my heaviest, most stereotypical accent and broken Spanglish. Boy was he uncomfortable.

[victimized]

i mean, i wasn't exactly aiming for sherlock holmes level, but i appreciate the slightly delayed acknowledgment.

how long did he stand there squirming before finding an excuse to leave?

[adronitis]

😘

Like barely 30 seconds. It was pathetic.
I made a point to go talk to the day laborers that prompted his tirade. I may or may not be getting help dealing with all the fucking leaves the goddamn trees drop this weekend.

[victimized]

😘😘😘

guys like that always are.
but look at you. taking down racist assholes and making friends almost at the same time. i'm so proud.

[adronitis]

In my experience, yes.
What can I say, I'm a great multi-tasker. It's almost too bad you weren't with me, that would have probably upset him even more.

[victimized]

we probably could have made his head explode.
remind me, i'll totally come with you next time.

[adronitis]

I can't believe the potential to make racists uncomfortable is all I need to convince you to come to the hardware store with me.
I knew I liked you for a reason. ❤️

[victimized]

i'm not saying i'm going to enjoy the entire trip, but that possibility of calling some dick out is totally worth it.
here i thought you were just into me because of my great ass.

[adronitis]

Nobody enjoys an entire trip to Home Depot.
Plus you'd get the pleasure of my company, right?

Your ass is amazing, there's no denying that. But it's only one of the reasons I'm into you.

[victimized]

i do like spending time with you
so it that involves shopping in one of the most boring stores on earth
i suppose i can make do.

i'd ask for the list but i'm guessing it hasn't changed much since the last time.

[adronitis]

You're a saint, sweetheart.

I am always adding to it, but the main points are the same.

[victimized]

i don't want to flat out deny the title
but believe it or not, it doesn't take much to want to hang out with you.
like i said before. you're pretty great.
and not exactly hard to look at 😜

[adronitis]

I'll get a devotional candle made for you, how's that?
Is that so? I guess that explains why you're always hanging around my house.
Well, that and the fact that you live there.

Stop it, you'll make me blush.

[victimized]

does that mean you're going to worship me?
because i'm not going to complain about that.

to be fair, the house is way more comfortable than my shitty dorm was.
but i like you. falling asleep with you. waking up with you.
everything in between.

you're so cute when you blush, though.

[adronitis]

Every night.

Why do you even still keep your dorm room? Aren't you paying for that?
Next semester you should just give up paying for on-campus housing, you're hardly ever there. Move in with me officially.
I like that too. The house feels very lonely when you're not around.

Not as cute as you.