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✘ select a muse
✘ leave a prompt ( threadstarter/picture(s)/lyrics, etc )
✘ profit!

Comments

[victimized]

that's the kind of thing most people walk through life with.
random knowledge about useless trivia.
that doesn't make it a lie in this case.

[adronitis]

At least I know I'm useful at trivia night at bars.
As long as they don't ask about sports.

[victimized]

i think you're supposed to get teams together for stuff like that.
you just need to have a sports guy on call.
you'll be a hell of a lot more helpful than i would.

[adronitis]

Alright, so I'm politics and dated sci-fi, what's your speciality?

[victimized]

does that mean we need someone else entirely for current sci-fi?
since fashion is highly unlikely to come up in bar trivia, pop culture seems like the obvious response.

[adronitis]

I think I can brush up enough on Game of Thrones or whatever enough to keep us afloat.
That's too bad, you're so knowledgable about fashion. Pop culture will be useful though. How much do you know about the Kardashians?

[victimized]

are you sure you really want to know the answer to that?
it may completely change your opinion of me.

[adronitis]

Sweetheart I already know how much you like reality TV.
Don't think I haven't noticed all the Dance Moms in my DVR queue.

[victimized]

i'm just planning ahead, alright?
as an aspiring member of the team.

[adronitis]

You're so clever.
😘

[victimized]

lets just go ahead and add that to the list of reasons you like me.

[adronitis]

Trust me, it's already on the list.

[victimized]

now who's the clever one?

[adronitis]

You're rubbing off on me, I guess.

[victimized]

i do my best to be a good influence.
it just doesn't always work.

[adronitis]

You're plenty good an influence on me.
Look how social I am now.

[victimized]

i'd call that a joint effort
but i'm more than happy to take the credit for it
if you want.

[adronitis]

Credit where credit's due etc.
I like going out with you.
Especially now that your friends have mostly stopped giving me speculative and suspicious looks behind your back.

[victimized]

that's good to hear.
because i like when you come out with me
it would kind of suck to think you were actually miserable.

can you blame them?
i like to think my judgment is at the very least decent
but they still want to make sure you're a) not a weird perv
or b) going to hurt me.
their intentions are good, even if their methods aren't.