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✘ profit!

Comments

[adronitis]

They're so embarrassing.
Who's over a decade older than who here?
I know you're probably right, but you could at least pretend.

I appreciate your lukewarm support, babe.

[victimized]

i'm sorry, you're right.
you're a horrible influence.
i was young and naive and then you came along
and completely destroyed my innocence.
...too much.

that's what i'm here for.

[adronitis]

Little bit.
I was with you until the very last bit, though.

You're so good at this girlfriend thing. I'm so lucky.

[victimized]

then for the sake of your ego
i retract that last line. everything else stands.

just so long as you recognize that. 😜

[adronitis]

Thank you, I appreciate that.

I'd have to be a fucking idiot not to recognize that. And I like to consider myself moderately intelligent.

[victimized]

moderately, he says.
as if you're not possibly the smartest person i know.

[adronitis]

See, I told you you were good at this girlfriend thing.
And I appreciate the lie, but a deep well of useless trivia does not equal intelligence.

[victimized]

that's the kind of thing most people walk through life with.
random knowledge about useless trivia.
that doesn't make it a lie in this case.

[adronitis]

At least I know I'm useful at trivia night at bars.
As long as they don't ask about sports.

[victimized]

i think you're supposed to get teams together for stuff like that.
you just need to have a sports guy on call.
you'll be a hell of a lot more helpful than i would.

[adronitis]

Alright, so I'm politics and dated sci-fi, what's your speciality?

[victimized]

does that mean we need someone else entirely for current sci-fi?
since fashion is highly unlikely to come up in bar trivia, pop culture seems like the obvious response.

[adronitis]

I think I can brush up enough on Game of Thrones or whatever enough to keep us afloat.
That's too bad, you're so knowledgable about fashion. Pop culture will be useful though. How much do you know about the Kardashians?

[victimized]

are you sure you really want to know the answer to that?
it may completely change your opinion of me.

[adronitis]

Sweetheart I already know how much you like reality TV.
Don't think I haven't noticed all the Dance Moms in my DVR queue.

[victimized]

i'm just planning ahead, alright?
as an aspiring member of the team.

[adronitis]

You're so clever.
😘

[victimized]

lets just go ahead and add that to the list of reasons you like me.

[adronitis]

Trust me, it's already on the list.

[victimized]

now who's the clever one?

[adronitis]

You're rubbing off on me, I guess.

[victimized]

i do my best to be a good influence.
it just doesn't always work.

[adronitis]

You're plenty good an influence on me.
Look how social I am now.

[victimized]

i'd call that a joint effort
but i'm more than happy to take the credit for it
if you want.

[adronitis]

Credit where credit's due etc.
I like going out with you.
Especially now that your friends have mostly stopped giving me speculative and suspicious looks behind your back.